The Stars Collide

Ronin was the last movie that Bob Deniro made that he seemed to give a shit about. Which brings up a lot of questions. Such as, did he ever give a shit about any movie he ever made? Or, is Ronin the best movie ever made? I’m pretty sure that Ronin is one the better movies ever made, but good Lord, does it have some competition. That competition starts with Sy Stallone’s best film, Cobra, which encompasses the dialogue of any action movie ever made. Second, of course, is Black Sheep. Which not only teaches us the hilarity of voter fraud, but again proves that the metal slab in Gary Busey’s head could alter the direction of the moon.

Cinema should be treated with a high level of respect. Pauly Shore may not have been a genius, but if he isn’t, neither is Newton. Could Newton have produced Encino Man? Worse then doubt. And more critical, which has given us more joy: Pauly Shore’s movie’s or Newton’s Law’s? The answer is both obvious and obtuse.

Next post I’m going to give out my long awaited Top Ten Movie list. Now, I’ve put an awful lot of time into this (I’ve viewed each of the movies in the top ten upwards of 150 times), and I haven’t come to these decisions easily. There are few things more important on this Earth then the 10 movies that you feel have been destined from God.