A Dinosaur Breeder

I talked to a man who has been away working at The Jurassic Park for the past six months, or so, and he assured me that everything is running rather smoothly. The eggs are but a few weeks from hatching, the environment is lush and healthy. Natives have been kept completely in the dark. There have been a few accidents, of course (raptor removal gone wrong, a mating experiment pushed over the edge of decency, far too much unrefined peyote seed in the employee lounge), but all in all, things have gone well. This man knows plenty about dinosaur birth and rearing. Much more difficult than one would think. But they keep these things in the dark from the American public, some mutations are best kept quiet as long as possible, and at least secret until after the Winter Primaries. Good God, if it got out before than…However, he is very receptive to personal letters, and if you would like to know more about the project I was assured that a simple note would be sufficient. These folks want secrecy, but certainly not blanket oblivion. What, of course, would be the fun in that? Anyway, you can e-mail my friend the dinosaur breeder at the following address or by Mojowire at:

241 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Phone: (202) 224-2235

I've listed his phone number, but for god sakes don't call. This is not a matter to be discussed over a land line, and it seems quite certain that he would deny all knowledge of the project and assign his closest associate/bulldog/guru to monitor your every move…We definatly don't want that…

And what a post from a few nights back…remind me not to mix those two things again…lots of bleakness…but the wind is blowing in new water vapor on a daily basis…